Looking at it now, it’s safe to say they succeeded.įun fact: That same artist was also the genius behind the keys.Īn utterly, intolerably useless Pokémon. Not only does it look stupid - when its health drops to half, its Attack and Special Attack are halved, too. This lad has no redeeming qualities - pretty wild to think there are still 23 Pokémon who are worse than it, eh? This, reader, happens to exactly zero other Pokémon.
It’s fine for bipedal ‘mons like Alakazam to have some kind of vaguely human shape, but when it’s as discernible as it is with Throh, it’s just… weird. Put plainly, there is no good reason for this Pokémon to exist. Also where do they get their outfits from? When they’re not training, do they spend their downtime making them? Bit odd to think of this lad sat at a loom.Īlso, Throh is called “Throh” because it likes to throw things. Sawk is bad for similar reasons to Throh, although its slimmer body is somehow even more uncanny. Patrat could have easily earned a spot on this list, but it’s unfortunately outshone by its evolved form.Įvery time we see Watchog we feel a bit ill. Its eyes are everything good about Luxray’s eyes except somehow 100 times worse in every way. And worst of all, it stands with the kind of unflinchingly straight posture that actually makes you feel a bit queasy. It’s been 16 years since Wormadam was introduced to the world of Pokémon and we still have absolutely no idea what it’s supposed to be. If we saw it walking down the road, we would slowly but surely back away and pretend we didn’t - it’s best not to dwell too long on unpleasant thoughts. Wormadam is so intensely bad and boring that we’ve never even bothered to learn about its various forms or how they occur. In fact, it wasn’t until we bumped into one too many Burmy in Pokémon Legends: Arceus that we noticed it had alternate appearances in the first place.
All three are so bad that deciding which one is the worst feels like a waste of time - they’re equally terrible.
This, dear reader, is a truly reprehensible Pokémon.
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